Sleep

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A man is trying to sleep but a mosquito keeps dive-bombing his ear with its annoying, high-pitched whine:"Zeee...zeee." He jumps up and catches it. But now what? If he kills it, he won't get to heaven. While puzzling over this, he realizes the mosquito has gone to sleep on his hand. Smiling, he stays up all night swooping over it, saying,"Zeee...zeee."

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