Gravity Falls In Paris

Secrets Revealed

Tyrone's Point Of View
"Your not Dipper!" Mabel backed away from me. Pacifica gave her a puzzling look.
"Mabel? I'm pretty sure I know who I got married to." Mabel gave her a look.
"I've known Dipper since I was born and let me tell you, this isn't him!"
"Mabel I think you need to lie down." Mabel went over to me and lifted up my hair. Everyone gasped.
What? Was there something wrong with the way I look. I mean Dipper and I are identical.
"See!" Mabel yelled pointing to my head. "There's no "Little Dipper" birthmark."
Ohhhh. So that's why they call him Dipper! I just thought he had terrible parents.
They all starred at me.
"Where's. My. Brother." I awkardly laughed.
"Well, you see......" Pacifica pushed her pointer finger into my chest.
"You have five seconds before I call the cops on you." Josh stepped in.
"He's the prince!" Pacifica and Mabel gave him a confused look.
"What?" They said in usion. I talked with my real accent.
"Oui. I am Prince Tyler Williams the 3. Soon to be king of France next year on my 25th birthday." They all starred at me again. Pacifica coughed.
"So... Prince Tyler-" I stopped her.
"You may call me Tyler beau." She slapped me in the face.
(French/English)
"je suis marié! et pas avec toi!"
("I am married! And not to you!")
I rubbed my cheek.
"bien, ton mari et je changé de place. maintenant il est la règle de France."
("Well, your husband and I switched places. Now he is the ruler of France.") I laugh. Then thought it over.
"Oh, attendez."
("Oh, wait.) Pacifica slaps me again across the face.
"toi idiot!"
("You idiot!")
"Mabel I know where Dipper is." Mabel gave a confused look.
"How did you know all that?"
"I come to France every summer vacation. But besides that. The point is Dipper is a prince."
"What the Waddles?" Mabel grabs Mabel's arm.
"I'll explain in the limo." Mabel grabbed Josh's hand and I followed.
"toi dire pitre voiture?"
("You mean that clown car?")
She kicked me in the fourche. I winced in pain holding down there.
(Crotch.)
Mabel stared at Pacifica.
"What did he say?" Pacifca ran towards the front door.
"Not important. We have a ball to crash."
"I've always drempt of this." Mabel said smiling.
"Does this stuff usually happens?" Asked Josh.
"You'll get use to it." Mabel said. I quickly waddle over there with them.
Oh non. I thought.
(Oh no.)(Yes, that really is,what it means in French. I got this all from Google Translate guys. I'm not French! Well my middle name is French. 😞 We'll get to that later. Ball crashing time. 😊 Don't think it in a dirty way. 💩I know you are so stop. I'm watching you. 😑 Anyway let's continue. I'm going to stop writing........NOW! 😄)