Cornelius Marvolo The Cactus

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Hey boo it's me Cornelius. 

My friends back in the green house call me Corn, Marv, or Covolo

I am single at the moment, but hopefully that changes soon. Some weird ass person just purchased me and now i'm in the car going to my new home. Hopefully there's a big, long, thick, cactus there for me to check out. 

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