DIVORCE!

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The Olympians have joined the chat

Hera: Zeus, I have to tell you something

Aphrodite: DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!!!!!!!!

Hera: No!

Zeus: Yes!

Hera: EXCUSE ME

DEMETER SAYS DIVORCE: this speaks for itself

Hestia: well, I think it is best for the family

Hera: ughhhhh

Poseidon is da bomb + Grumpy Hades: DIVORCE!

Dionysus: father, if I help you divorce Hera, will you let me back on Olympus?

Grumpy Hades: me too?

Zeus: got it

Persephone: HIP-HIP, HORAY

Hera: watch what you say, puny niece

Demeter: I will throw the wrath of one gazillion sad Nico Di Angelos on you then let you burn in Nyx

Athena: it would be a smart move to divorce

Hera: wow thanks -.-

Apollo + Artemis: you don't deserve our dad. You cursed our mother and ment for her as well as us to die. Your too pretty but way too ugly.

Ares: TRUE DHAT

Hephaestus: ditto you suck MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hermes: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Aphrodite + Apollo + Artemis + Hermes + Athena + Dionysus: worst step-mom ever

Hephaestus + Ares: Worst mom ever

Zeus: worst wife ever...

Hera: I hate you all

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