Hate, Potate, and, Oh yah! Threat Gods.

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Apollo: DIEEEEEE ZEPHYROS!!!!!

Zephyros: oh gods, is this about Hyacinthus again?

Aphrodite: SHIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS *hisses*

Hestia: *APOLLINTHUS*

Nico: wow...um...I'm just gonna go over there now....

Will: awww dad that's cute!

Zeus: please don't tell me Nico is going to get hit by a discus too

Will: NO NOT MY ANGEL POP

The sassy seven: ohhh-oh-ohhh

Mary Lou Ellen: yah will and Neeks are dating

Nico: don't call me that

Hades: don't die

Ares, Poseidon, Athena, Dionysus: DIEEEEEEE

Ares, Athena, Dionysus, and Poseidon left the chat us to peeing their pant caused by the wrath of Hades' Helm of terror! :)

Hades:  ;)

Zeus: RUN FOR THE CLOUDSSSSSS!!!!!

Annabeth: you mean hills?

Artemis: I would not insult him, puny mortal

Gaea: oh snap

Annabeth: listen here you big pile of rocks with a small gravitational pull and craters, I am a daughter of Athena and I can easily kill all the mortals in here 84 ways. I am not puny, not even slightly wimpy. So help me if you call me puny again, I will personally make sure you go to Tartarus next time there's a war. And if anyone thinks that they can save you, I will send them to Tartarus for trillions of trillions of millennia. 😈

Everyone:

Percy: go Annie!

Percy is a deep face: lol

Percy: Leo, so help me I can kill you so quickly and I will send you to Tartarus and I'm sure many people would help me.

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