Sloth

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by KoKoffee

by KoKoffee

Sarah Couch.

I looked longingly at the packet of crisp on the coffee table. I was laying of the sofa so I couldn't reach it (and I admit, I'm kinda lazy).

"SAM!" I shouted calling my 8 year old brother. He ran in the living room and raised and eyebrow. "Can you pass me the crisp?" I asked sweetly.

He glared at me and sighed and began to reach for the crisp when my mum barged in. "Sarah Couch, you are 17 years old! You have been on the sofa for 2 weeks and you haven't even washed or gotten up! Get your lazy ass off the sofa and go find a job! And I swear to God, if you have been going toilet on the sofa, I'll kill you!" She shouted before resuming her motherly duties.

I smirked at the last bit, visualising how mum will react when she finds out I never did use the bathroom.

Sam laughed at me then ran out. Stupid ass I thought as he ran after her.

I took in a deep breath and tried to sit up. I stood up quickly to try and get it over and done with when I felt a sharp pain in my chest.

HEART ATTACK!

My breathing laboured as I sunk to the floor, breathing my last breath.