See you at Harrys

Chapter 1

The very best day of my life, I threw up four times and had a fever of 103 degrees. I was pretty sure I was going to die, and sometimes by the look on my mom's face every time she took my temperature, I think she was pretty sure, too. It was all because of Random Smith, a boy in school who never had any lunch. I'd given him a bite of my sandwich and all of my crackers, he looked so hungry. Growing up, my mom wasn't the kind of mom who said never drink from the same cup as someone else. That stuff didn't occur to her. So I'd given him a sip of my milk, too.
But in addition to being hungry all the time, Random was also usually sick. People never knew what he had, so they always just said he had "some random thing"which they all thought was hilarious but I just thought was mean.
That day at home, my mom spent every minute with me. My older sister and brother were at school, and my dad was working at my parents' restaurant. I was eight and had never been home alone with just my mom before, at least not all day and definitely not with her full attention. The house was so quiet, except for us two. My mom got into bed with me and read Charlotte's Web. It took all day, and at the end, we both cried and shared a tissue.
When we finished sniffling, my mom adjusted her-self in the bed so she could look at me. "Fern," she said softly. "Do you know why I named you Fern?"
I nodded, looking at the drawing of the girl on the cover of the book.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because Fern is one of your favorite characters?" "And why is that?"
I shrugged.
"Because Fern cares," she said. "From the moment you were born, I could tell you had a special soul. I knew you'd be a good friend. A hero."
I looked at my chest and tried to feel my soul buried in there, deep in my heart.
"It's true," my mom said. "Not everyone would share a sandwich with Random Smith."
I smiled, feeling my soul stir a little.
My mom took my hand and kissed it. "I'm proud of you, honey," she said. "I know you're miserable now, but you made a little boy feel like he matters. And I hope you think it was worth all this."
I nodded slowly, thinking about Random and his dirty face and stinky unwashed hair. I wondered if he was home sick, too, and if he had a mom next to him on his bed, reading to him all day and telling him he was special. But then I started to feel like I was going to throw up again. So I turned over on my side and my mother rubbed my back in slow, tiny circles, humming a lullaby I barely remembered, with fingers on my back I hardly knew. She was always so busy cooking and cleaning and working at the restaurant
and basically just taking care of everything else.
I closed my eyes and tried to remember that feeling, because somehow, even then, I had a hunch that I might not feel it again.
Two days later, my mom got Random's bug. But instead of getting better, she kept throwing up. Every morning she was sick, sick, sick. And then finally, after what felt like weeks and weeks, she and my dad sat us all down and told us the news. My mom was going to have a baby.
Now Charlie sits in the back of my mom's station wagon between Holden and me. He's three years old and thinks no one's looking when he picks his nose, which is way too often. My mom and sister are in the front, arguing about how many hours my sister has to work at the restaurant to help "contribute" to the fam- ily. Since Sara couldn't get into any good colleges, she's doing a gap year by staying at home and working at my parents' restaurant. All her friends went off to college, so on top of everything else, she's lonely and grumpy and not much fun to be around.
"Tell me again why you're dragging us to the restaurant, Mom," Holden says, leaning as far away from
Charlie as he can in case he decides to fling one of his finds in Holden's direction.
"I told you it's a surprise," my mom answers.
"Yay!" Charlie reaches for my ear. He loves playing with people's ears when he's not picking his nose or talking to Doll, the plastic baby he found in the memory trunk in my closet, where I put all my old toys and which was supposed to be private.
"Stop it," I mutter, flicking his sticky hand away.
Doll sits on his lap, facing forward, her naked bottom balanced on his knees.
"You need to put some clothes on her," I tell him.
He giggles and makes her dance naked in the air.
When my parents told us my mom was having a baby, they said we kids could pick a name together. My favorite book at the time was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. We all agreed that if we had to have a new brother, one like Charlie would be OK. We thought he'd be destined to be the kind of kid who'd get picked to ride in the great glass elevator. The sweet kid. The smart kid. The quiet kid. So far, it seemed like our Charlie wasn't quite filling the bill.
"Mom?" Holden asks again. "Is this a Dad sur- prise?"
"It better not be," Sara answers. She fidgets with her dreadlocks and flips down the sun visor so she can look at herself in the mirror. Sara's trying to be a Dead Head, like my parents were before they had us kids. Only the Grateful Dead doesn't even exist anymore, so I don't know what that's all about.
"I don't know exactly what your father has planned," my mom says. "But please, kids, try to humor him, OK?"
Humoring my dad means humiliation for us.
The last time Dad had a surprise, it involved the most embarrassing family/business Christmas card in history. My dad and mom dressed up as Santa and Mrs. Claus, and Holden, Sara, and I were forced to be elves. Charlie was Rudolph, but he kept pulling off his red nose so he could pick at the real one underneath it.
Charlie reaches for my ear again.
"Stop it!" I yell.
"Fern, please. He only does it because he loves you " my mom says
"I love you, Ferny," Charlie says in his extra-baby voice.
"Whatever," I say, looking out the window. "Whatevuh," Charlie repeats.
"Please don't teach him that, Fern. It's bad enough coming from you"
I sigh and stare out the window. I can feel Charlie reaching Doll out to dance at me, but I ignore him. "Whatevuh," he makes Doll whisper in my ear. Charlie has trouble pronouncing his r's except when he says my name. My mom says this is the greatest compliment Charlie could possibly give, working so hard to say my name correctly. I guess it's true, but Charlie is so annoying so often, it's hard to feel flattered.
"I just want you to know," Holden says to my mom, "if this has anything to do with the annual Christmas card, I'm telling you right now, there is no way I'm wearing elf ears again."
Charlie pulls Doll away from me and reaches for Holden's ear.
"Listen," my mom says, all serious. "I'm sure whatever your dad has planned will be fine. He loves you. He's just trying to do what he thinks is best for the business."
"What about what's best for us?" Sara asks.
"It's all the same. If the business does well, then
we do well," my mom says, quoting one of my dad's familiar lines.
Sara crosses her arms. "Whatever," she says.
My mom just sighs, and we continue to drive in silence, except for Charlie's quiet singing of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" in Doll's left ear. I lean my head against the window and watch the neighborhood houses swim by, wondering if all families are as frustrating to live with as mine.