A Jacob Sartorius Love Story :D

Chapter One

Queefta's POV

"Push!" Donald exclaimed, "Come on!"

I tossed and turned on the perfectly warm bed sheet. It has been approximately 7 hours since I got into labor. I clenched my fists, arching my back at intervals. 

"You did it!" Donald said as he took the baby and carried it into my arms. He was my little ball of sunshine - he was my everything.

"Now, say D-"

"Daddy?" I continued for Donald.

"No you fucking fat bitch," He huffed and turned into the newborn baby, "Now, repeat after me."

"Deport all illegal immigrants," Donald purred into the baby's delicate ear.

"D-d-d"

"Go on!"

"Don't let the haters get to you, you are beautiful. I want you baby."

"Welcome to the world, Jacob Sartorius."