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nameless pov

i wake up to screams and laughter. slowly opening my eyes, i see syd crying. she notices my eyes opening and jumps on and cuddles my head, like a lion to prey (aka phil to dan when dey hava deh cheeky bum secs but dat a different sotery ;) ). panicing, (at the disco) i sit straight up, knocking syd on the floor. she begins to laugh her tiny arse off so i get up to go pee.

   out of no where jaime jumps out from one of the top bunks onto me. "JAIME I THINK SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT KIND OF ACTION!!!!!" tony, vic and mike screeched. he laughed, then realized he was on top of me. "OH MY FLOB I'M SO SORRY N-errrrr what's your name?" "i don't know..."  good thinking! you don't look like a complete dumbass at all! :) (notice my sarcasm) "you're not a dumbass. you just hit your head a little too hard. that's all." well shit "yup." "UGHHHH FML LET ME PISS!" i yelled running to the bathroom. "wow someone's cranky" mike mummbled as i came out (which i haven't done yet 🙃) of the bathroom. "yeah you'd be too if you had a fully naked grown man on top of you." i replied.

i walked back to the couch i woke up on and saw that syd was sleeping. but when i sat next to her, she started stirring. not wanting more hell, i took out my ipod and played 'sleep' by mcr. when she wouldn't go to sleep, i hacked a nearby wifi network and played 'let it sleep' by asking alexandria. 'if you don't go to sleep i'll knock the sleep into you' i whispered to her. and with that, she went to sleep instantly. a little harsh i know but tough love ya know? after that, tony came into the lounge part of the bus. "how's your face?" he asked. with that, i made the worst mistake of 2016... i looked up at him.

cliff hanger woahhhhhh!!!! short like vic but i'm at work sooo deal lol. anyway hope this made you feel some kind of appreciation towards me. if not, fuck you at8pm est don't be late 😂😂 kidding calm ur tits. byeee

done on 7/27/16 at 09:57am est. 385 words.