"You know what 'normal' is?! A setting on a Washing Machine. No one wants to be that..."
"Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly- treating people so badly that they want to end their lives."
"Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having."
"Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home."
"Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."
"There are many people out there that will tell you that you can't. What you gotta do is turn around and say, 'Watch me.' "
"Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning your something people don't see that often."
"Breathe. It's only a bad day, not a bad life."
"Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow."
"Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways."
"Life is soo much funnier when you have a dirty mind..."
"And here's a test for your 'Purdy-minds'. What does this say? Thepenisinhermouth."
"Overall the theme is about never giving in… not letting anyone tell you what to do or take anything away from you. Always being yourself, whatever that may be. The content obviously takes a darker and romantic approach to relationships about love and loss, as well as overcoming adversity in everyday life. Generally, just being tough and standing up for what you believe."
"Correct: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer!"
" I just switched my phone to airplane mode, but when I threw it in the air it didn't fly..Worst Transformer Ever..."
"Yeah Jake and Jinxx play guitars, Andy sings, I run around topless and play for the ladies."
"People are like boobs.. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake! Which kind of boob are you?!"
"Yeah, so everyone in BVB is gettin' song title Tattoo's. Guess I'll get "Perfect Weapon" tattooed on my penis... ha ha..."
"The common missconseption about me? Well as most of you know. I am not female."
