Hello my fellow potatoes,
So this happened which I found hilarious-->
Me: Look at that lady. Her dress is so pretty!
Friend: I know right the back of the dress is so pretty. Her legs look better then mine :(
Me: We sound so lesbian :P
Friend: Yeah look she's turning around.
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF POTATOS IT'S A DUDE
Friend: OH MY MOTHER OF FOOD! HAHAHA
Me: HAHAHA
So I'm going to do more of these. I also have another one.. Listen to this...
Brother: Can you get me some condoms
Me: DAFUQ HELL NO
Brother: Please Lizzy is coming and I can't leave
Me: FLACKING GET YOUR OWN STUFF
Brother: I'll make you food for an whole week
Me: Fine
*Me walk inside the pharmacy*
Me: Hello can I have an condom?
Lady: Oh you're an homosexual
Me: HELL NO WOMAN IT'S FOR MY BROTHER!
Lady: ....
Me: Yeah umm I'm still femal trust me. My dumb brother..
Lady...
Me: How bout them condoms?
Lady" 5$
Me: Here ya go. Bye
Lady.. O.o
I LAUGHED ME ASS AT THAT TIME.. OMG!
