RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!

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In almost every movie I watch when someone is told to run they don't run. Why is that?
It's like:
Bob: *heavy object lands on leg*
Bob: AGGGHHH
Sarah: OMG, Bob! Let me help you!
Bob: Sarah, run. Run far from here and never look back!
Sarah: No! I'm not leaving you!
Bob: RUN!
Sarah: *backs up, turns around then runs*
Me: OH MY GOD! DON'T BACK UP JUST RUN GODDAMIT!!!

Their brain takes soooo long to process the meaning of "run now". Kinda pisses me off a bit.
That's it for this one, bye.

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