Du willst also dein TrashLeben überleben?
Dann ist das hier perfekt für dich! :D
Wilkommen in der Psychatrie du tolles Ding :3
(Fanboys are welcome btw
Because it's written gender neutral y'know)
Imagine person A of your OTP is being mind controlled and is beating the crap out of person B, but B doesn't fight A back because they love them.
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Person A: *talking to friends* You know, I really want to-
Person B: *throw something at Person A*
Person A: *turns and glares* F*CK YOU!!!
*moment of silence*
Person A&B: *blush*
Person A: Um! Wait! No! I-I...
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Me about relationships:
Me: *sees a couple that is reunited after one of them cheated on the other one*
Me: Ugh, this doesn't end well. What an unhealthy relationship.
Me: *Sees two fictional people try to kill each other*
Me: OH MY GOD. TRUE LOVE!!!
Imagine:
Sherlock, John, Mycroft and Lestrade all standing in a room and someone comes in and says: "Mr Holmes?" and they all go "yes?"
Mom: Who's your phone wallpaper? Me: My boyfriend Mom: Can I meet him? Me: Not before I do Mom: What? Me: What?
Family: So do you have a boyfriend? Me: Yes, I have many. Family: Many boyfriends? Me: Yes. Family: And they don't know, that you're cheating on them? Me: Well, the thing is, they don't really know, that they're dating me. Family: ... Me: And some of them have other girlfriends Family: ... Me: And most of them are dead... Family: ... Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me they're fictional characters, but they're just jealous. Family: ... Me: ... Family: *slowly backs away*
'My poor baby!' I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a TV Show...
Imagine your favourite character running up behind you and picking you up, spinning you around, and then setting you back down with your head against their chest and their chin resting on your head. Before you can ASK them what's got them in such AS good mood today, they whisper: 'I just realized, that I'm in love with you, and it feels fantastic!'
If you're happy and you know it Stay away from Doctor Who Also Sherlock Don't even touch Supernatural Merlin is just painful. Don't do it. *clap clap* If you're happy and you know it stay away If you're happy and you know it, stay away SuperWhoLock males you cry and Merlin makes you want to die So if you're happy and you know it, STAY AWAY!
Meh xD Ich bin mal wieder krank 🎉
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Und mir ist laaaaaaaaangweilig:/ Also dürft ihr mich jetzt jede verdammte Frage fragen, die euch einfällt, und ich werde sie beantworten xD Bis 'Willst du einen Keks?' Zu 'Glaubst du Moffat ist ein Dämon?' soll alles dabei sein 0.0
Beschäftigt mich!
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