'Barry? Barry!' ~Cisco
'What? Did I miss it?' ~Barry
'You overshot by about six blocks.' ~Cisco
'*Sighs* My bad.' ~Barry
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'*Triumphantly* What else you got for me, Cisco?' ~Barry
'Barry, it's Caitlin.' ~Caitlin
'*Makes a nervous face* Hey, Caitlin. How's your day?' ~Barry
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'*Barry leaves*'
'When do you think he'll realize he didn't take his clothes?' ~Caitlin
'*Arrives at crime scene; realizes he's still in suit; sees nearby store, gets clothes* Hey, sorry I'm late.' ~Barry
'*Singh notices price tag on jacket* Doing a little fall shopping, Mr. Allen?' ~Captain Singh
'Oh. *Nervously laughs* I was going so fast this morning, I didn't even notice.' ~Barry
'*Not satisfied* Oh.' ~Captain Singh
'Yeah.' ~Barry
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'Footage may only show one, but it was six guys. Look, the tracks. They're all crossing each other. Six sets of footprints. Six guns stolen. We should be looking for a crew. *Examines footprints closer* Huh, weird. The shoes, it looks like they're all the same size. Men's tens, I'd guess. Just like you, Captain. *Realizes what he says* Not that you're a suspect, sir.'
*Singh leaves angrily*
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'And you agreed to explain the science stuff for your article.' ~Iris
'It's all coming back to me now.' ~Barry
'How fast can you get home and change?' ~Iris
'Uh, pretty fast.' ~Barry
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'*Eddie walks in* Hey, Allen. Joe asked me to see where you're at on the evidence from the gun store shooting. *Looks at Iris* Oh, hey, Iris.' ~Eddie
'Detective.' ~Iris
'Please, guys, uh, just kiss already. I already know, remember?' ~Barry
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'Barry! We think we know why you keep *Barry faints; falls off treadmill* passing out.' ~Dr. Wells
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'*Groans* I passed out again?' ~Barry
'Total metabolic failure brought on by acute hypoglycemia.' ~Caitlin
'I'm not eating enough. So an I. V. bag and I'm good to go?' ~Barry
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'Guess you were hungry.' ~Iris
'*Swallows food* Stress eating.' ~Barry
'Ah.' ~Iris
'I came to say I'm sorry. And you're right. I have been distant.' ~Barry
'Correct.' ~Iris
'Kind of a jerk.' ~Barry
'You should apologize more often. You are really sensational at it.' ~Iris
'Hmm.' ~Barry
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