Americas PoV
He slammed the door in my face. He slammed the fucking door in my face. I turned and walked away before I kicked it down. I got home and I heard Canada and Prussia you know doing it. I just walked straight back out, I'm not sitting there having to listen to tha. Just as I got outside it started to throw it down "Well this is fucking great!" I say. I put my hands in my pocket and head towards the pub.I eventually reach the pub, soaking wet, I open the door and walk in. It's pretty empty but I spot Germany and Ireland "Hey guys." I say sitting down with them.
"What's up pal." Ireland says to me "You seem glum."
"It's just Scotland again." I say putting my head on the table "Constantly getting in the way and making England hate me." I say, head still on the table
"What you want sir?" The bartender asks me
"Just a beer please." I say looking up
"Why don't you invite England here?" Germany says
"What?" I ask "Like right now?"
"Yeah! Why ever not!" Ireland exclaims, clearly drunk
"He probably won't come." I say "Plus Scotland will come with him." I say sadly. The other guys could clearly tell I am upset
"It's worth a shot." Germany says
"You might as well go for it." Ireland adds. They were right, I might as well try and get Iggy here and if he doesn't, it'll leave me even more depressed, at least I've given it a shot "You guys are right." I say pulling out my phone and dialling England's number. After a few seconds he answers "Hello America."
"Hey dude!" I say "Look I'm sorry about what happened in the café."
"It's okay." He replied
"So wanna go out for a drink?" I ask
"Sure America, what time?"
"Well I'm already at the pub so now?" I ask worrying he won't be able to make it now.
"Okay, I'll be there in about ten minutes." He says
"Oh yeah, England."
"Yes?"
"Please don't bring Scotland." I plead
"Okay, I won't." He says "I know you to don't get along very well so I won't bring him with me."
"Thanks Iggy!" I exclaim. "America is back into business!"
"Guess he's coming then." Germany says
"You bet ya." I say drinking my beer "And he's not bringing Scotland." I say with a smile spreading right across my face.
I sit fidgeting as I keep looking out the window for Iggy. I hear the door open and England enters "Iggy, dude!" I say
"Hello America." He says sitting down next to me "Your not drunk already are you?"
"No, I'm not!" I say
"Then who reeks of alcohol?" He asks not convinced
"It's Ireland." I say, I'm not drunk as I can handle my drinks well, unlike some people
"Of course it is." Iggy says.
"So do you want anything?" I ask him
"I'll have a scotch please."
"Okay old man." I say rolling my eyes
"Shut up you twat!" He shouts at me
"Chill dude, I'm only joking." I laugh. England drinks his scotch in one go, I knew this was bad as England cannot hold his drinks.
"Another one please." He says, the alcohol is already getting to him.
"Dude, don't drink it all in one this time." I say
"Why? Shouldn't I? He asks "Just because you can't."
"Bitch what?" I ask offended
"You heard me you pansy." He's clearly already drunk but I refuse to lose to him.
"Hey, give me some of what he's got." I say the the tender. He hands me the drink "Your on bitch." I say to England
"Come on then."
We both down our drinks and get the next one. I have to admit England is a fighter but he still lost. "Ha." I exclaim, now drunk as hell, "I win!" Germany was now concerned for the both of us.
"Guys, I've called you a cab and you'll be going back to Americas." He says to us
"Thanks dude." I say patting Germany back "Your to kind to me you know that."
"Whatever just get in the cab." He says shoving us into the car. He apologises to the driver and pre-pays him
We eventually reach my place and we both stumble out of the car and towards my front door. I open the door and stumble in "America." I turn to see England leaning against the wall
"What is it?" I ask him my words slurring
"I am sick of you attempting to flirt with me." He says "So instead of trying to flirt with me now, which I know your gonna do, just kiss me." He demands. I stood in shock for a couple of seconds but did as he told. Our lips collided, it was messy but neither of us cared. This was much better than our make out session the other day, this was hotter, more passionate and most of all I know where this is going ;) "America." England said panting for air.
"Mhm." I mumble
"Shall we.. Take this to the bedroom?" England said, his face bright red
"Of course darling." I say picking him up bridal style and carrying him into my bedroom, I somehow managed not to fall over on the way there. I placed England on the bed, I don't want to hurt my precious England now do I? And we went on to do the do, the sideways tango, the Humpty hump, the la de da. You get the point.-The next morning-
The next morning I am woken up by a phone ringing. I groggily sit up, my head pounding, to find out I'm naked. In bed. I look next to me and it's England. "SHIT!" I shout. By shouting I accidentally woke him up.
"Why are you... Oh my god!" He exclaims noticing that both of us are naked and in bed together. "Did I? Did we?" England asks very confused and his head pounding
"I'm pretty sure we did." I say "See if you can walk?" I say chuckling slightly
"Shut it!" He shouts, his face turning bright red "Now where's my underwear?" He asks. I look around on the floor, it was covered in both of our clothing.
"I dunno dude," I say "somewhere in all this."
"I can tell that." He says "Now help me look." He says getting up. I can't help but blush. After a couple of seconds of searching I find my underwear. "I found mine dude." I say putting them on.
"Good for you." England says sarcastically "Now you can spend more time helping me look for mine."
It took a couple of minutes to find England's underwear. "I'm going to get a shower, if that's okay." England says gathering all his clothes from the floor.
"Yeah dude that's fine." I say
"Okay thanks."
He leaves my room and heads towards the bathroom. I head to the kitchen to find some aspirin to try and help with this pounding headache I have. I walk down to see Canada and Prussia. "Shit." I think to myself
"So." Prussia said "Have fun last night?"
"Prussia stop." Canada said "Please don't taunt him about it." He pleads
"Fine whatever." That's when I hear a phone ringing. I rush to find the phone and it's England's. And Scotland is calling him. "This is going to be fun." I say to myself. I answer the phone and say "Hello."
"Where is my brother you fucking twat?" Scotland shouts down the phone
"Don't worry he's at mine, in the shower." I say with a smug smile on my face "And you know what? I might just go and join him." I say hanging up the phone immediately and head towards the bathroom.
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~Amelia🦄 I didn't actually write the sideways tango as its awkward and weird. I figured you know what I mean by the sideways tango xD
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Fighting over England
AléatoireAmerica and Scotland are constantly fighting over England, who is completely oblivious to the whole situation, who will win? Will either of them or will it be a complexly different person?