Being A Female Capricorn: The Middle School Life

Trust Is the Most Essential Part In A Relationship

Well, first of all, Capricorns can hold a grudge till the end of time, and the key to never having a grudge is trusting a Capricorn. If you have a Capricorn friend, I will give you ten bits of very important advice.

1. Don't piss them off.
If you piss off a Capricorn, they won't even look at you. To them, you may as well be a stranger from the opposite face of the earth. So you should be a great friend instead of a hateful rival. Because the enemy of a Capricorn will never win.

2. Be the best friend or partner you can be.
If you haven't previously broken their trust, then try to be the absolute best person you can be to them. Just remember to try not to be on top of them, if they want it, let them be the leader.

3. Don't challenge their authority.
This is by far one of the worst mistakes you could ever make. If your Capricorn friend is the leader or boss, then do not, I repeat, do not try to climb above them. This will only cause them to grab your ankle, and pull you down to the earth back where you started.

4. Don't test their strength or question the strength of their threats.
They will say just this, "I will cut you up until you drag yourself to the woods to bleed, b*tch."

5. Answer their questions truthfully.
Capricorns can practically see lies. So don't even bother. Lying will only be the equivalent of digging your own grave. Also, just ignoring a Capricorn's question is a very quick way of getting on their 'People To Murder' list.

6. Just leave them be.
If a Capricorn is pissed about something, I advise just avoiding them until they are willing to even think about anybody.

7. Don't say that something that they like is dumb.
Saying that something that a Capricorn likes is dumb is a huge mistake. We always have reasons and come backs stored in out heads for when this exact thing comes up. Well, they'll only talk if you survive their neck grab...

8. If they like someone, and it happens to be you, don't try to hide or run.
You will die if you do. It doesn't matter of your sexuality, or who you like, or even if you aren't single. If a Capricorn likes you, then you should give up trying to escape your fate...

9. Better get used to the dark and dirty humor quick.
Heheh. Capricorns can't keep their mouth shut. If setting dark or sometimes sexual comes up in conversation, expect them to laugh at least a little. It doesn't matter whether it was about an orphanage being gunned or a crude sex joke, they will laugh their ass off most of the time. And I know I'm not the only one.

10. Run...
If you have done the opposite of what I have said previously, your best bet is to run as fast and as far as you can. But not even that will save you...

Well then! Ten pieces of valuable advice that you should take very seriously when in the presence of a Capricorn. Just, don't piss them off, and life will be good X3