Hey, Kitty Kitty (Hetalia Fanfiction)

The Start

"Stupid Hamburger Bastard!" Romano cursed, trying to convey as much hate as he could while looking like a fluffy, harmless, white and orange ball of softness. "This is all your fault!"

"Um..." America started, looking confused at the sudden turn of events. "What just happened?"

"I don't know!" screeched Romano, still looking as ferocious as he could possibly be in this form. "Why don't you tell me?"

America shrugged. "I'm not really sure, but hey on the bright side, we're both pretty awesome looking cats."

Romano scowled. "Idiot. What on Earth happened to us anyway?"

America thought back, recalling the days events. "England. It started with England."

/Flashback/

"Bloody Hell! America, you slob! What are you doing?" England said disbelievingly, narrowing his eyes at the sight before him, which unfortunately involved a certain American and a stack of legos.

England could feel a headache coming along. Why did Denmark have to create those little blocks of evil?

The American was trying to recreate a life-size model of the Statue of Liberty. Beside a local McDonalds restaurant. Using a helicopter and some of the secret service to help with the top. 

England sputtered. This wasn't the worst the lad had done- no, this way actually a pleasant surprise from his usual shenanigans. But really? A life size Statue of Liberty? He already had one; why did he need two?

"...Why?" was the only thing England could trust himself to say, still looking on in undisguised horror as he received a text message from the Queen, stating that there were rumors of England trying to sabotage the American Statue of Liberty by replacing the real on with a lego version and if this was true. 

America beamed proudly. "I thought that every country should deserve a little of Lady Liberty," he explained, smiling. 

England made a gargling noise. "Why is there a sign that says 'England made this to sabotage America's Statue of Liberty' on the back of it?"

"Oh that," America waved off. "France told me to add it. Something about getting back at you for refusing 'a favor' last night? I'm not sure what he meant, but he said to add 'if you decided you wanted to accept, he would be happy to 'show you the true colors of amour any time you like?'"

England's face went red. "And you went along with it!?!"

"Yup."

"With no resistance?"

"Uh huh."

"Even though you knew you could possibly start a war?"

"Makes life more exciting!"

England grit his teeth. Don't let him get to you, he's only a two faced, ill mannered git. Not a former charge who was his heart and soul before he broke away to become his own country. Just a git.

"And when I told Denmark I was doing this, he may or may not have told me to photograph it so the Lego company could get some more publicity," America said happily. "It's gone viral! England, you're famous!"

England paled. "You bloody idiot! You- You fool of a nation! I-"

"Star spangled fool of a nation," America interrupted. "If you insult me, do it properly."

"Star spangled my arse! Get down here this instant!"

America huffed but obliged, jumping from his perch on Lady Liberty's torch to the roof of the McDonalds, grabbing onto the golden arch of the M and shimmying down, leaping off the M and in front of England.