(outdated af but idfk) "oh shit what time is it" you asked to yourself as you realized you didn't have a watch. "4:30" an extremely british voice said. "who the fuck" you said and you looked around, like who could be talking??? but you looked at the clock and it had a face. and a suave bowtie. "it's also time for you to get a watch, to wear it on your wrist." the clock said as it started singin to you but you were so entranced by the clock's voice and you got up on a chair and kissed the clock on the lips, stopping him from singing. you two smooch for a while and realize your love for each other <3
