Before marriage:
Boy: at last I can hardly wait.
Girl: do you want me to leave?
Boy: no don't even think about it.
Girl: do you love me?
Boy: of course, always.
Girl: have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: no, why are you asking?
Girl: will you kiss me?
Boy: every chance I get.
Girl: will you slap me?
Boy: heck no, are you crazy?
Girl: can I trust you?
Boy: yes.
Girl: darling!
After marriage read it backwards.
