• How we girls get ready.
This shit is sacred to us. We take a lot of crap for taking forever to get ready and whatnot but guess what? If you gave me an entire day to get ready, I would literally use every second of it to get ready so PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. We don't like getting rushed because we can't get ready in a stressful environment. We need some FUCKING PEACE. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.• We can't take a shower like you can.
We have a lot of fucking Shit to do in there. Sorry that we can't shower in 5 mins. So if you're all like " r u gonna take a shower?" And i have to be somewhere in 20 mins, don't act like I'm fucking crazy when I say NO. Do you know how long it takes to dry our hair?• Why we don't wash our hair everyday.
It's bad for it. Google it.• Don't slap our ass.
Unless we score a touchdown in a National game, don't fucking do that. Please.• It hurts when you lay on our hair.
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Jenna Marbles (RANTS)
HumorThis is a book that basically consists of rants by Jenna Marbles, a famous and sassy YouTuber with attitude. All credit goes to JENNA.Rated 13 ( graphic language)