• How we girls get ready.
This shit is sacred to us. We take a lot of crap for taking forever to get ready and whatnot but guess what? If you gave me an entire day to get ready, I would literally use every second of it to get ready so PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. We don't like getting rushed because we can't get ready in a stressful environment. We need some FUCKING PEACE. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.
• We can't take a shower like you can.
We have a lot of fucking Shit to do in there. Sorry that we can't shower in 5 mins. So if you're all like " r u gonna take a shower?" And i have to be somewhere in 20 mins, don't act like I'm fucking crazy when I say NO. Do you know how long it takes to dry our hair?
• Why we don't wash our hair everyday.
It's bad for it. Google it.
• Don't slap our ass.
Unless we score a touchdown in a National game, don't fucking do that. Please.
• It hurts when you lay on our hair.
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Jenna Marbles (RANTS)
HumorThis is a book that basically consists of rants by Jenna Marbles, a famous and sassy YouTuber with attitude. All credit goes to JENNA.Rated 13 ( graphic language)
