Aries: Heart attack
Taurus: Stabbed with spork
Gemini: Forgot how to Breathe
Cancer: Drug Overdose
Leo: Threw a toaster in the bathtub
Virgo: Dies of Loneliness
Libra: Meme Overload
Scorpio: Their Hundreds of cats attacks them in their sleep
Sagittarius: Ponytail so tight it cuts off the blood flow into your brain
Capricorn: Lack of sleep (because sleep is for the weak)
Aquarius: Doesn't Die.
Pisces: Suicide
