Random Ships

Lightening McQueen x Thor

//This is a fanfiction my friend Kevin requested. Merry Christmas.//

McQueen revved his engine as Thor walked up, his hammer in hand. He drug it across the wall as a wreaking ball swung beind him. Upon seeing him, Lightening revved his engine harder, a bit of smoke coming out from under the hood.

Thor was wearing a short wedding dress. He licked his lips as he sat down on Lightening's hood, smoke blowing inbetween his muscular legs and blowing up the dress to show his Hello Kitty panties. He sat his hammer next to him.

"So... what's it like with a life on four wheels all the time?" Thor said, rolling over and staring into Lightening's huge, bug ass eyes.

"I-it's not-" the red car began, but Thor shooshed him. 

"I know it's hard, baby...." the blonde whispered as he traced a hand down the cars' headlight sticker.

"That's not what I was gonna s-" McQueen said, but Thor shooshed him harder. He picked up his hammer and went to the back of Lightening, sliding his hammer into his tailpipe. Lightening let out a gasp.

"What about Sally?!" McQueen shouted.

"Forget that trampstamp hoe...." Thor said as he moved his hammer in and out quickly. Lightening cried out in pleasure, releasing his fluids. Thor grinned and licked it up as Lightening watched in shock.

"Don't! Stop! I-I think that's antifreeze!"

"Oh shi-" Thor shouted, falling over, dead.