//This fanfiction was requested by my good friend @melonbaee so go blame her for this sin
ALSO
She's doing her own version of the ship except is an x Reader and had me in tears, so if you have a clean fetish or are just looking for a good laugh, go check that out//
Felix stood, holding the mint scented sanitizer that he had gotten from Bath And Bloody Periods (not a sponsor), rubbing his itchy eyeball. His eye was crying and red for some unknown reason and he was all out of eyedrops. He was also looking for some excitement.
He rolled his head back, popping open the cap and putting the nozzel thing into the corner of his eye, letting the sanitizer roll into his eye.
"Ah, fuck!" Felix screamed in pain, throwing down the bottle as he sanitizer covered his eye. The sanitizer had blue balls in the mix that stung even worse than the actual sanitizer itself. His eyeball was losing its virginity.
Felix balled up on the ground, crying and screaming as the stuff fucked his eyeball up really good. It came, squirting the lustful eye juices everywhere as Felix reached for the phone, dialing 911.
"Hello 911, what's your emergency?" the lady said as she picked up the phone.
"I fucking squirted hand sanizier in my eyeball!"
"boi why"
"MY EYEBALL WAS CRYING AND NOW ITS CRYING MORE BECAUSE ITS BEING FUCKED IN THE SOCKET WITH THE BLUE BALLS"
They hung up.
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO ASSWIPE" Felix shouted, throwing his phone onto the ground. Balling up silently in pain, he heard soft moaning and squishing sounds. The moaning got louder as Felix reached into his eye and threw it on the ground. It was in the shape of a dick.
"are you having a bad time" the dick said with blueballs all over it. Megalovania began to play. //btw if you have a problem with Undertale (which you shouldn't), you might want to get off of my account because kids like you should be burning in hell//
"Oh you fucking piece of-"
Felix was cut off by a Gaster Blaster squirting out of the penis eyeball tip, shooting a lazer at him, it going in and out of his mouth. It cums a bunch of little Sans all over him as the eyeball penis goes back into his head and Felix black out.
Ever since then, Felix can't stop squirting Sans' out of my eyeball.
That is why this account is polluted with Sans. You're welcome.
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