Why Ethan hasn't asked you to be his girlfriend yet:
Aries: you're too loud
Taurus: very intimidating
Virgo: love food more than him
Libra: your cooking is disgusting
Aquarius: you spit too much
Leo: you're taller than him and he thinks it would be awkward
Sagittarius: you're high all the time
Capricorn: you're grays gf
Gemini: he doesn't like you like that, just as a friend
Cancer: you flirt with everyone
Scorpio: you take everything too seriously
Pisces: too addicted to social media
