You may remember this from 'I Didn't Do it Excuses' ;)
1. Are you sure you are a Mrs because frankly I don't see why anybody would want to marry you.
2. When you say 'when I was young' are you actually referring to when you didn't have wrinkles?
3. Were you ever young because as far as I'm concerned your youth is just another playground myth.
4. Why are you a teacher if you can't handle the screaming and the gossip and the rebellion? It's kind of a package deal, us kids and our screaming, gossip and rebellion.
5. What was the Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars and Gossip Girls of your time?
6. Were you around when people thought the Earth was flat?
7. Did people ever really believe the Earth was flat or do we just like to believe we are smarter than those of the past?
8. Next time we are studying writing techniques can you use 'I'm very old' as an example of an understatement?
9. Do you really use peer marking as 'an effective way to learn from your mistakes' or just because you don't want to mark the tests yourself?
10. If you could throw any subject of a bridge which ones would you throw?
I hope you agree with this selection. I'm sure we've all at least thought the first question once in our lifetime. No? Maybe that's me. I am terrible, aren't I?
