Fairy Tail Texts

attack on titan crossover

Natsu: hello strangers!

Erin: I will kill them AALLLLLLL!!!!!

Mikasa: Erin you're sleep talking again
   Slaps Erin to wake him up

Erin: AAAHHH titans!!!

Gray: what's a titan

Natsu: no icebreath it's pronounced titans

Lucy&levy: OMG did someone say titans!

Erin: the giant beasts who feast upon humans for some mysterious reason...

Lucy: and the only way to find out is to read the manga series!...

Levy: yeah cause the show just left the audience with one season and the next season won't be coming out for a while!...

Hanji : but over all titans are the most interesting and amusing creatures of all time!

Tanaki: I think they might be evolved humans and that the remaining humans are being caged inside for preservation to keep humanity alive!!! Like my new favorite show wayward pines!!!

Levy: not to be rude or anything but what a horrible idea tanaki. I expected more from you

Lucy: yeah sorry but that will never be in the plot line...

Hanji : that would make a good story but it sounds so unrealistic. Have I told you guys about swaney and beane!!!!???

Levi: hanes shut up

Levy&Lucy: attack on titan is great!!!!

Levi: don't encourage her

Hanji: you're just jealous cause I found people that understand me

Levi:.... Whatever

Hanji: come on girls let's fangirl

Levy&Lucy: ~\(≧▽≦)/~EEEEE~\(≧▽≦)/~

Jean: ahh look at those girls fangirling over how attractive I am

Erin: nobody likes you horse face!!

Jean: are those fighting words!!!

Natsu: I wanna fight!!

Gray: sooo immature salamander, always starting fights with somebody

Natsu: who are you calling sooo?!
Natsu and gray start fighting while mikasa slapped jean and prevented an Erin vs jean fight

Erza: what did I miss

Sasha: whoooa what is that you're eating!!!

Erza: a precious gift made by the gods sent down for me to consume... The one and the only... Strawberry cake!!!

Sasha: OMGoshness may I try!!!!!

Erza: for someone who appreciates how great this is, yes you may!
   Natsu and gray knock over cake during fight

Erza: I'm gonna kill you for ruining my cake!!!

Sasha: ruined? That came still like perfect
  Picks cake off ground and eats it

Erza: isn't that contaminated with germs?

Sasha: not if you eat it within five seconds! This stuff is goooood!!!! Connie come try some!

Erza: all this time I could've still had my precious cake...

Connie: this is amazing!!!

Sasha: We should have a club to celebrate food!!!

Erza: that sounds great!!!

Connie: if the food is free I'm in!

Sasha: it is free... For us!!! Cause you are paying!!!

Natsu: did someone say free food!!!

Happy: aye sir I heard it too!!!

Erza: someone who has disrespected the holy strawberry cake countless times are not invited to the club

Sasha: tell em gurrrl

Erin: can I join! Maybe if I join this team I'll be able to gain enough experience one day  kill all titans!!!!!

Erza: this kid is like another version of natsu with the fiery spirit...

Tanaki: yeah how the both have strong goals like killing all titans and finding their long lost dragon father not knowing that the answer to their questions and dreams are literally inside them!

Erza:...

Erin:...

Mikasa:...

Sasha:...

Natsu: ...

Connie: that cake gave me the craps so I had to take a number two...didn't see any toilet paper so I just wiped it with this really soft blanket.  Ooh what I miss?

Natsu: are you trying to say that there is a huge gigantic fire breathing dragon living inside me?

Erin: that does sound kinda weird...

Erza: I was just trying to say how they both wanted to join this food group...

Armin: has anyone seen my blanket?

Levi: such immatures