Fairy Tail Texts

tanaki Wendy and Erza

Erza: I am really liking your outfit tanaki

Wendy: yeah it really reminds me of how small my chest is

Tanaki: thanks you guys and my boobs are pretty average size

Wendy: thanks for making me feel worst

Erza: im really considering stealing that style

Tanaki: well I am a trend setter lol

Erza: where did you come up with that idea

Tanaki: Zafar made it for me

Wendy: Zafar is so cool

Tanaki: sure

---------Evergreen has joined the chat----------

Ever: do I smell another competitor?

Wendy:?

Tanaki:?

Erza:?

Tanaki: how did you get here... No... Why are you here?

Ever: I am the true queen of the fairies so if I were you I'd watch my tone

Wendy: but I thought Erza was the queen

Ever: she is a FRAUD!!

Erza: and she is dreaming

Ever: what ever... Anyways I'm not here for you I'm here for tanaki

Tanaki: I haven't done anything... How do you know my name?

Ever: when the alpha dog smells a threat it kills it to keep it's reign as leader

Wendy:?

Tanaki:?

Erza: sooo you're calling yourself a dog

Ever: shut up Erza! I'm trying to say tanaki is trying to take my place as fairy queen

Wendy: but I thought that.. Never mind

Tanaki: how am I threat to your royal reign?

Ever: any female who gets more the three compliments in three minutes of the first three months of being here is a threat.

Wendy: what about me am I not female?

Ever: oh sweet heart you are just to cute for queen! You're like a little princess!

Wendy: again thinks for making me feel worst

Erza: I swear evergreen, you do things for the weirdest reasons

Ever: says the sloppy one who beats up people over cake

Erza: #cakeisLIFE

Tanaki: I only got complimented on my outfit

Ever: hmm... looking like that I guess you aren't a threat.

Tanaki: thank you

Wendy: I don't think that was a compliment

Erza: what do you mean?

Wendy: huuh never mind...

---------------------- the next day-----------------

Tanaki: hey I thought those close weren't fit for a queen

Ever: what this outfit? Oh this is extremely different from yours

Wendy: I see your outfit is trending!

Carla: Wendy I don't believe those clothes are appropriate for someone you age!

Wendy: but don't they make my chest bigger? And you're wearing it too!

Carla: sorry I've fallen into temptation

Tanaki :look Erza too!

Erza: hey guys nice outfit

Lucy: aww man I'm always late on today's trends

Natsu: that's OK lulu

Lucy: oh no YOU TOO?!