They say High school days is memorable. It was. It was the most memorable and nightmare days of my life.
While the College life is a life of parties and responsibility. It's true. That was a Big TRUE but Scratch the party life. Only responsibility i felt. No girls nor a woman only my Lunatic friends and I.
And last but not the least. The Working Days. A Road for Future! Planning another building of dreams for future. But how can i do that? I didn't have any Girlfriend or a bucket list to be my wife. How can i make another dream when im still a fcking Bachelor Virgin? Fck that life! How can i do that? That was oh so freakin U-N-F-A-I-R!
Okay. I have a looks, I have lots of money, I have a brain, I have everything they want BUT! Okay i admit. I am a fckng Boring!! Dad say "Priorities must be done first. Go and Study" a fckng Old Man ruined my happiness. Tsk! What now? What should i do? He was gone and he left me all by myself.
"Hey my man! Do us a Breakfast." Oh come on! I was wrong again. He left me with my five Lunatic Friends!
"Hell! Get outta my house" i said.
They looked at me saying Fck-your-self-man-look.
"Idiot! I rent one of your rooms man." I sighed. Somebody's help me?
"Darn! We have maids man."
"Pwede ba! Nasa pilipinas kayo mga ugok! Ikaw John mag luto ka nalang mas masarap ka mag luto! Ismael pwede ba manahimik ka nga napaka ingay mo!" Remember to Call him The Nagger Man "Badge" and "Ismael" is the Idiot Man.
"Tsk" meet the Tsk Man. A man with no words "Dagi".
"Ikaw nalang kaya mag luto Ismael, Tutal wala kanaman ginagawa. Yan na ngalang pwede mong gawin dahil wala ka naman mamahalin pinag kakait mo pa sa sarili mo." The Bitter Man "Dale"
"HAHAHA! Mga King ina nyo. Pa kiss na ngalang!" The Censord Mouth "Garie"
He is about to hug us but Dagi kick his ass off.
"Damn!" Serves him right.
Meet my Lunatic Friends. And Please! Put the Sarcasm here.
"Enough.Magluluto na ako manahimik lang kayo!"
That looks. Smell trouble.Don't tell me? Wag na wag nilang babangitin ang Pet Name ko! Dammit. Yung mga tingin nila nanunukso at alam ko na ang susunod nyan kapag nag tabi tabi na sila. Nagkakasundo ang mga hayuk nayan!
"THANKYOU JOHN THE VIRGIN"
I lost my appetite. Hindi to maganda. Paker!
Yes i am John. And a fcking VIRGIN!
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