Narrell Crack Fic (Friend Fic)

Da meat of da frens

(Nurts POV)
I wus walkin rund teh schol wen I see a vry tull dud wif a bean shapd hed. Hee wus hott. I wentz (like Pete) ovar tu hem and says
"U luk kul3, u wanna FREN??"
"sURE" saes teh bean man.
"Okayzz wat u nam" I sai
"Iem Terrl" teh hawt guy saiys
"Nuce ta met u Terrl iam NURT" I sai en a SMEXY vois.
Weh Wentz duwn tu oar clas an found out dat we has saaaaame clas. Web Wentz insude an sat next tu echoter bc I liek his hawt nose.
"U kno u r vrry HAWT" Terrl sais to meh
"OHMIGERD U R HAWT 2222" I sai excitudleh.
"Let beh FREN 4 noaw su no homo bro" He sai in hes dep smexy voic
"Kk" I sai.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE. THIS WAS REALLY SHORT BC I DONT WRITE CRACK FIC ENOUGH UGH. STAY TUNED FOR THE UNICORNS. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~A