Why I'm single

Part 1: i smell

The odor I pultrude was, well, interesting.  It was a sweet balance of my armpits after an intense game of PS4 and my farts, which sometimes would occurs 3 times in a span of 15 seconds.  They were the true definition of silent yet deadly and sometimes I wonder if something died in my colon.  I never worry too much about my stank because I've heard pussy can smell quite bad and I'd gladly lick that shit up, so how bad can my own stench be?