Insults

Part 1

All credit given to original creators of these insults.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone so unarmed.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away?

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Why did you donate your brain to science before you finished using it?

If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I would get change back.

You fell down the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

You are a result of too much chlorine in your gene pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

I am a little busy right now, call yourself an idiot for me.

I would insult you, but I am afraid I wouldn't do as good as Mother Nature did.

You remind me of a slinky, you are really not good for anything, but it still makes me smile pushing you down the stairs.

Wanna fight? Step outside, and if I am not there in five minutes, start without me.

I am sorry, I don't speak stupid.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

You are a few beers short of a six pack.

You are so ugly you make blind kids cry.

You make me smile..... When you walk out of the room.

To be continued....
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