I wasn't going to continue this because I thought nobody cared. Thanks joshhutchersonlover2 for liking it. I am changing some of the words so this is appropriate, but you can use other words in many of these insults. ;)
Disclaimer: All credit to original creators of the insults.
That's a lovely shade of idiot you are wearing today.
You are so ugly, that when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
Remember, tomorrow is hug a dummy day, so don't freak out when everyone tries to hug you.
Oh I am sorry, I didn't realize you are an expert on my life and how to live it. Please continue while I take notes.
You have a great face for makeup.
Sometimes when I hear you speak, I wonder who ties your shoes for you.
I'm sorry, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Sorry.
I'm sorry I offended you, I really didn't think you would get it.
Today, I saw something that reminded me of you, but don't worry, I flushed and it all went away.
Yeah, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Well I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.
Sorry, these aren't as good as the last ones...
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Insults
RandomOk, so I am a weirdo that has a minor obsession with funny insults. I decided to gather all the favorites I have found over the years (even though I am only 15) and put them right here just to waste y'all's time.
