So I finally decided to hack you and make a hackbook, took a million years but, I'M HERE NOW!.
I'm just gonna be sappy asf right now cause I can and because I want to, Get it? Got it? Good!.
I seriously almost died when you asked me to be your girlfriend, maybe because you threatened that if I didn't say yes you'd make all da pickle factories and shit, shut down. BUT I guess I forgive you... Even though I'm still mad at you for talking about Kylie, I should just really go like 24 hours without talking to you ignoring you!. But that's impossible 😭💕 its not fair.
Anyways, I'm glad that we met because of the person I don't know anymore, literally a stranger to me now! But yeah, I guess I gotta thank her for changing her password and then not giving it to you because she forgot too, we wouldn't of probably never met if it wasn't for that when you pmed me asking for her password 😂 and since we first met, we clicked just like that cause we awesome as hell. I lowkey had the biggest crush on you when y'all were together and I got beyond jealous 😒 BUT I GOT YOU NOW AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE, SOOOOOO YEAH! I WIN AND SHE LOSES 😂😂👌I'm being petty asf right now.... Who cares though?! No oneee.
Otay now on to the sappy shit. I'm in love with your smile, like goddamn dat smile is hella priceless tbfh. I wuv your hair, eyes.. just simply everything about you is perfect!. I couldn't be any happier than I am when I'm with you, anything you do or say- that isn't about another girl being sexy -makes my day, even the "baby face" and "baby fats" stuff. I'm getting so distracted trying to write this 😭😂 only because of one of the best movies ever, Ice Age: The Meltdown so don't judge me or I'll ground you even though I'm seven years old!.
But seriously though, let me keep you in my pocket because you're too adorable for me to handle. I know you're smiling now because yeah.. Even if you weren't you are now because I just said that you were smiling and that made you smile because I know you better than you know yourself because I know you felt sorry for that lonely chocolate even if you won't admit it but its true.
And js, I'm still waiting on my shower of hot cheetos and my house made of chocolate but I'm definitely waiting on getting slapped with a pickle 😍 yeah if you couldn't tell, I just got this random burst of hyperness our of nowhere tehehe 😊💕 I iz vewy hyper now!!.
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That ⬆⬆ is literally me when you fucking say those three little words when I'm mad at you. I can't stay mad at you because you know how to make me unmad.. Let me stay mad at you for like ten minutes Jeez Louise.
But yeahhhhhhhh, I love you and never forget that, alright? No other guy in this world will ever ever take your place!.
I shall eave now because I'm hungry and want food really bad, wuv ~ -SelenaMarie-