Okay so I'm hanging out with my friend Toby and this is what happend
Me : *coughs on something strong I was drinking*
Toby:*laughs*
Babe how r u choking it's in my pants and ur a lesbian
*smirks*
Me:*shoves him off my bed*
First of all you're just jealous that your dick is smaller than the banana I ate earlier and second of all I'm not a lesbian I'm bi
Toby:um.......
Me:dumb fuck
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RandomIm pretty sure the title says it all. This will be full of random and unmeaningful things ..... If you gunna hate DO NOT read
