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"so, describe yourself Jade"
"why?"
"Because I know several Jades, maybe you're one of them"
"no."
"whhhyyyyyy"
"because that's creepy you creep"
"no it's not! Is it a bad thing that I really wanted to get to know you?"
"remind me, why are you calling me again?"
"because you're fun to talk to?"
"see?"
"just tell me your hair color then, Jade. I know two blonde Jade, a red hair Jade and a very colorful hair Jade"
"you're such a whore"
"hey! Don't blame me, blame my father's best sperm."
"okay, that's it"
"wait--"
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Humor[h i a t u s] "Hello?" "Who the fuck are you?" *** In which, Blake, accidentally drunk calling a sassy girl named Jade. [WARNING: COLORFUL WORDS] Highest rank #533 in Humor 18.7.16 #330 in Humor 30.7.16 #226 in Humor 31.7.16 #166 in Humor 6.8.16
