You know what? Just enjoy!
***
"Jade did you know that yogurt is literally a fruit sperm?!"
"wha--what the hell?"
"Yeah! I found this website that confirmed that yogurt is a fruit sperm"
"That's bullshit, Blake. Yogurt is not even a fruit, it's a fermented milk. So, it's a cow sperm"
"WHAT."
"please, do not believe everything I say."
"Holy shit you were right Jade! It's a cow sperm! I literally obsessed with a cow sperm!!!"
"Blake, it's not even true. Cow's milk is not it's sperm you idiot."
"No!! So, all these times froyo literally sell a cow sperm?!"
"Blake what the fuck is wrong with you?! It is NOT a cow sperm! It's a fermented milk!"
"I am traumatize for life."
"oh my god, help yourself and open google please. You can't be this stupid."
"This country is falling apart, we drink a cow's sperm."
"geez Blake, if I was where you at, I'm literally ready to smack you!"
"..."
"..."
"please don't, mama. I thought you loved me."
"not anymore."
***
THE USUAL ANNOYING AUTHOR'S NOTE
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