If you're reading this then you have been surviving. So welcome back. I have little time so plz read quickly.
Now back to the hallucinating cats. Anyways, have you seen any mishappen creatures lately.
Well if you haven't, don't worry. 😜
I haven't either. But then again if you did I might mistake you for a hallucinating cat. 😄I know let me show you what this one person named . . . Wait! What was their name again?😰 Hmmm . . . !? Uhhh why can't I remember!?😡
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. . . OHHH! Wait now I know it's . . .
Dang it I forgot again.😟 Huhhhh . . .😧
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. . . Ohhhh😲, Right! It's Jacob.😅 Or was it?
Well you see that creature that is what . . .
Wait what was his name again?🤔
😲Oh, right it was . . ., wait huh.🙁
WHAT WAS IT?!😣
It was Robert. No Albert. No Frank. Or was it Freddy. Wait or Mikey.🤔😕
Actually it was Mr. Buss. Or Mr. Giant. I'm so confused. Who was it?
Do you know? If you do pretty please with a cherry on TOP tell me. Cause I can not remember to save my life.
Wait a second . . .
*Three minutes later*
It was Jacob wasn't it.😑 You should of said so earlier. Man it would've been so much easier.Maybe then I wouldn't of broke that chair.😫
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That's all folks!🤗
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Crazy Stories
RandomOkay, so I got they idea for the stories in this book randomly in different places. The stories in here like the title says are just plain crazy. I hope you enjoy the crazy things that I have come up with.