Pumpkin Potatoes

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Pumpkin Potatoes is all you here. I am here to tell you why you should not eat Pumpkin Potatoes.

My name is Rice Cookies. So why do you think you should not eat Pumpkin Potatoes?

Well . . . (Comment)
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Just say it already.

As you can tell I am obsessed with Rice Cookies. So listen closely, for I will not speak of this again.

If you eat Pumpkin Potatoes, you will no longer be alive. You will be walking among the dead.

Well, let's see . . .

Ah, yes. There was this one boy who thought that was just silly talk, so I think you can guess what he did.

If you said he ate pumpkin potatoes you correct. At first nothing happened, but 15 min later and he turned zombie.

And that ladies and gentlemen was the start of a zombie apocalypse.

For you see disease travels fast. All I got to say is if you are surviving this thing then you are like the badass of badasses.

Oh great. Sorry to cut this short, but puppies and kittens on their way. Goodbye for now.

(puppies and kittens. Z Nation reference)

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