Billdip one shots

FINALLY!

(Dippers POV)
The truck stopped and I felt myself slide my antlers gliding across the top of the truck. His truck, the guy that is taking me away from my family. How am I getting out of here? I see someone opining the latch and take this opportunity to squirm out the trunk of the pick up and try to flee. Sadly right as I get out I trip and fall my back legs on the base of the truck and my upper half on the ground looking at a fine pair of "shoes." Right you call theme shoes?

Well anywise I looked up to see someone with a cane and black and blonde hair and an eye patch before everything went dark.

(Bill's POV)
Yea I did that. I just whacked a kid with my cane and knocked him out after kidnaping him, So what?I picked the kid up and went to my room that had a leash and a cage prepared. Yes I knew that I was going to get a pet. I was just was weighting for the right one. I then lock all of the doors and windows and cover any escape route possible. I start to walk back into my room.
                  CRASH!!!
What did pinetree do now? Yes pinetree that is my nickname for him. I was thinking about on the way back from the clearing that I saw him at and captured him. I used a sleeping dart the was nearly useful. It didn't work like Gideon told me it would I have to curse him now for that. I open the door and see that pinetree has his small antlers stuck I between the holes of the cage.

 (Dippers POV)
Oh great I have my antlers stuck again. I look to see the same man that I believe knocked me out earlier standing by the door and almost laughing at me. I move my head to the sides in an attempt to free my antlers. I see him move closer to me and I try to squirm back and my antlers hit violently against the edge of the hole. He grabs the tip of my antlers and pushes down and I frees me.
"uh....thanks?" I start to rub the top of my head at the bad of my antlers. I hear a click and start to get pulled closer. This time my antlers glide against the top of the cage. I try to use my hind legs to stop getting dragged forward.
  "pinetree this is getting irritating." He just called me what? He then grabbed my shoulder yanking me forewords. Making our faces inches apart. My upper body was outside the cage and on the mans legs. I couldn't get the stupid blush off of my face.
"I am bill Cipher but you can call me bill or master whichever one I am on the mood for. I know you wont be objecting it. Mostly die to the cute blush on your face." Bill snickers. 
   (Bills POV)
I know pinetree will just get along here and that it will be like this for a wile but he will warm up.