Xbox COD

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[Taco Tree]
Hiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuys! :)

[Metal Arm]
*face palm*
Steve?

[Capsicle]
Huh? Guys it's one o'clock in the morning. Go to bed.

[TinCan]
Yes, ma'am. Mother Hen.

[Jeff]
Run Mr. Stark! Run!

[TinCan]
I'm not scared of a Capsicle. He's a popsicle.
I'm Tony, BTW

[Taco Tree]
Guess whoooooo

[AngryEyepatch]
Wade, stop.
Tori, quit changing names.

[Tori (still Jeff)]
Okay, sir, I'm a hacker and this is what eight year old hackers do.

[Metal Arm]
Sorry, bud. Can't help ya there.

It's true, she's a good hacker.

[Wade (still a Taco Tree)]
Tori, you and I could be friends. I have a feeling.

[Metal Arm]
Baby, Wade is not a role model.

[Wade (still a Taco Tree)]
:*(

[Metal Arm]
It's the hard truth, Wade. It's the hard truth.

[AngryEyepatch]
Amen, Bucky, amen.

[TinMan]
*applause*

[Wade]
You guys hurt my feelings.
This is strange.
Tori, why did you teleport into my room with Bucky?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Pizza Hut]
Wade what are you talking about?!
I'm in my dad's room playing his Xbox.

[Metal Arm]
Whaat?!?! Tori why are you playing COD you know how I feel about that.

[Pizza Hut]
Dad, you bought it for me.

[Capsicle]
Yeah, Bucky, you kinda did.

[Metal Arm]
Shit. Parenting 101, never buy a video game that you don't want your teleporting kid to play. Dammit.

[Capsicle]
Um, Tori is still in this chatroom.

[Bucky]
I know, she knows not to cuss or she gets a lick.

[TinMan]
You still give your kid licks?!?! That's so old fashioned.

[Bucky]
But they work.

[Tori]
Yeah.

[Wade]
How many controllers, eh?

[Tori]
Two.

[Wade]
Dibs.

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