Lethal Weapon

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[Tony is online]
[Tori is online]
[Clint is online]
[Thor is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Steve is online]
[Loki is online]
[Riggs is online]
[Murtaugh is online]

Tori: Holy crap it's Riggs and Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon!

Bucky: Really?!

Riggs: Roger! This ain't the right chatroom! The damn password isn't "fuck"!

Steve: TONY THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE!

Tony: Lolz.

Loki: I have no idea who this Riggs and Murtaugh are....

Thor: NEITHER DO I BROTHER!

Riggs: Oh my god.....

Murtaugh: Why.......

Tori: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Riggs and Mr. Murtaugh.

Murtaugh: Nice to meet you too, kid. Who raised you? They did good.

Bucky: That's my daughter. Nice to meet ya.

Murtaugh: Riggs?

Riggs: Yeah?

Clint: I thought he left for a second there.

Riggs: Nah I was just..... thinkin'.

Tony: WAIT A MINUTE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE WHO YOU ARE!

Tori: *whispers* He's really slow.

Riggs: Lol nice.

Tony: We're in a chatroom. I can just read what you said.

Tori:........... -_- triggered.

Bucky: Lol.

Murtaugh: She's funny. I like her.

Loki: Will you PLEASE stop talking! I can't read because of this damn chatroom!

Bruce: Loki you're such a dork.

Loki: Well, you're a nerd.

Tori: *airhorn*

Thor: BROTHER I AGREE WITH THE HULK.

Riggs: WAIT WHAT! WTF I'M TALKING TO THE HULK HALP I'M CONFUSED.

Tony: I'm Iron Man.

Bucky: I'm the Winter Soldier.

Tori: I'm Lightning Speed.

Steve: I'm Captain America.

Thor: I AM THOR.

Loki: You know who I am.

Bruce: I'm Hulk.

Clint: I'm Hawkeye.

Riggs: I need mental help.

Murtaugh: You're a walking talking catastrophe. I made the mistake of taking you to a weapons factory. Worst. Idea. Ever.

Riggs: It was fun.

Murtaugh: Not for me.

Tori: You guys get to go to cool places and I'm stuck here.....

Bucky: Tori, you've been to Antarctica.

Riggs: Lucky.

Murtaugh: Martin you're such a child.

Tori: Wait, how did Riggs and Murtaugh even make it through my passwords and hacks.

Tony: YOU HACKED ME?!

Tori: Ya.

Loki: Dammit! My phone is locked.

Tori: Whoops. I changed your password.

Loki: TORI WTF!

Riggs: I am totally moving in with these guys.

Murtaugh: Good luck.

Tori: Riggs you are not allowed in my room.

Bucky: Oh hell nah. He ain't going anywhere near your room.

Riggs: I'm not a sexual harasser.

Murtaugh: No promises.

Riggs: Roger I hate you.

Tori: Oh lordy! STUPID HOMEWORK! I will die peace out.

[Tori is offline]

Loki: I hate my life.

[Loki has closed the chatroom]

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