American Beauty / American Psycho (2p America x reader)

Maybe I just took too much cough medicine

WELP
here it is
the third chapter of
your crazy love affair with
the one
the only
Allen Jones ;P
Good luck hun!
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After the romantic moment you an Al shared, you got a call.
"What do you want, Bitch? I'm busy." you spoke angrily into your phone, on the other line was supposedly (friend's name).
"That's not a very nice-a way to treat your-a BFF, is it, ragazza?" A male voice greeted you. You got a slimy feeling all over after hearing his voice.
Shivers traveled through your spine.

You noticed he had a strong Italian accent.....

"Who the fuck are you?" You responded harshly.
Al looked at you quizzically.
"Oh, I think you-a know..." was his simple reply.
"How about-a a hint, ragazza....?" he asked playfully
"Fine, gimme a hint..." You responded cautiously.
"You were in my home today, ragazza." Replied the same Italian accent....
"Luciano......" You whispered, fear lacing your voice.
"Correct-a!" He confirmed in a tone that defined the word 'Demented'
"What the fuck have you done with (friend's name), you sadistic fuck?"
Luciano was infamous for many things, including: Loving pasta with a blood sauce, using knives as his primary weapon, and excruciating torture methods. When he tortured someone, he would batter them physically and mentally. He wouldn't kill them. He liked to keep them suspended between life and death, wishing the pain would stop, but still trying to fight, if only a little. That way it was more intersting for Luciano.
He often got bored easily.
"Oh, she is-a perfectly fine-a ragazza, would you like to hear?"
He seemed to have taken the phone away from his ear and was walking into another room.
As soon as he stepped into the room, you heard pain filled screams ringing through your ears.
Al seemed to have heard them as well, because he paled and said, "It's Luciano, isn't it..."
You nodded slowly.
"Fuck, what does he want." Al asked
"Hey fuck face, what the fuck do you want?" You asked your friend's captor
"Oh ragazza, tsk, tsk, tsk..." He sounded disappointed.....
"Just tell me, and maybe ill make your death a little less slow." you hissed into your phone.
"Hmm, I like-a your attitude, ragazza... if you get-a me all the-a information you have on-a me, and-a my gang, by 11:30 tomorrow-a night, I will-a spare your *amica."
You thought about Luciano's offer and looked over at Al wondering what to do...
"Take it..... isn't (friend's name)'s life more important than a bunch of fucking papers?"
You nodded in agreement
"Fine, dick-head, I'll take the deal, but I'll be expecting (friend's name) back in one fucking piece."
"Oh, ragazza, you're no-a fun! Can't I just-a take her blood for-a my secret-a sauce?" He asked with a playful twinge over the slimy, sickly feeling you got when you heard his voice.
"Of course not, you sick fuck!" You replied harshly
"Oh fine, See-a you tomorrow then-a ragazza."
He hung up, leaving you sitting on your couch with Al.
You were worried out of your mind,
Was Luciano going to keep his word?
Was (friend's name) going to be ok?
Was Al going to be ok? Luciano couldn't be ok with him being around you....
Were you going to be ok?

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Taking mass quantities of products containing DXM (cough syrup) can cause hallucinations, loss of motor control, and "out-of-body" sensations.
Other possible side effects of DXM abuse include: confusion, impaired judgment, blurred vision, dizziness, paranoia, excessive sweating, slurred speech, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure, headache, lethargy, numbness of fingers and toes, facial redness, dry and itchy skin, loss of consciousness, seizures, brain damage, and even death.
INTERESTING.....VERY, VERY, INTERESTING.......
Thanks for reading guyyyyys!
Stay tuned for more!
Luci: or maybe they wont *laughs evily
Author: *gives Luci a disapproving look
Luci: *hisses
Author: *takes out squirt bottle and sprays Luci in the face
Luci: AAAAHHH, IM MELTING!!!!
Author: (」゜ロ゜)」
Luci: ✧*。ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*。

Sorry for such a short chapter guys, I was being lazay 2daaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
KolkolNO ( '_ﾉ' )
BUT
AT LEAST I DID SOMETHINGGGGGG
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