Torturing Camp Half-blood (Percy Jackson Randomness!)

Percy and the Friendly Mushroom

*setting in a desert*

Percy: Annabethhhh

Annabeth: WHAT!?

Percy: where's the waterrrrrrr?

Annabeth: we're in the middle of a desert Percy

Percy: but... *a random hand appears behind Percy*

Annabeth: *sees the hand* uh Percy?

Percy: *gets hit upside the head* OWWWWWW!

Nico: *was the random hand* that's what you get I'm the son of Hades

Annabeth: Nico!

Nico: *derp face* what.

Annabeth: Did you bring food!

Nico: *derp face* no.

Percy: DID YOU BRING WATER!?

Nico: *derp face* no.

Annabeth: we're screwed

Percy: why is the desert so hot Annabeth?

Annabeth: Because- *gets hit in the face by Percy*

Percy: *ADHD kicks in* ERH MA GERD ANNABURTH A CACTURS!

Nico: what?

Percy: *runs over and slices cactus in half* ERH MA GERD JURCE

Annabeth: Percy, DONT drink it!

Percy: *drinks cactus juice* Strangely sweet *eyes get really big and starts jumping up and down* ERH MA GERD!!!! *runs around Annabeth* LOOK ANNABETH IM FLYING HAHAHA!

Annabeth: uh.....

Percy: *licks Nico's arm*

Nico: EW, Percy!

Percy: *runs away laughing insanely*

Annabeth: oh my gods...

----LE GODLY TIME SKIP OF TIME SPONSORED BY HERMES----

Annabeth and Nico: *catch up with Percy*

Leo: *sets off a signal flare to help the trio from CHB*

Percy: Annabeth look! Its a giant mushroom!

Annabeth: what?

Percy: MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

Annabeth: oh my gods

Nico: that's so cliche Percy

Percy: *friendly mushroom dances* FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!