Torturing Camp Half-blood (Percy Jackson Randomness!)

Lost in a Desert Again

Donna, Zoe, Annabeth, Nico, Percy, Leo, Siena: *walk through a desert*

Annabeth: I can't believe we're lost again

Percy: neither can I at least my cactus juice wore off

Leo: true that

Zoe: aw now I- OH MY GODS DONNA LOOK

Donna: what?

Zoe: A CACTUS!

Donna: we're in a desert what do you expect?

Annabeth: Zoe don't- never mind...

Zoe: *drank five cactus juices*

Siena: did she just drink FIVE cactus juices!?

Nico: yup

Percy: *drank some too*

Annabeth: Percy! Don't drink that remember last time!?

Percy: I can't resist the sugar!

Zoe: *eyes get huge and sways back and forth* oh my gods I can see Paris!

Siena: *facepalms*

Percy: *falls backwards into the sand and makes sand angels* it's snowing Annabeth!

Nico: no it's not

Leo: how do we get back to camp?

Zoe: lets consult the cactus juice!

Annabeth: NO MORE CACTUS JUICE OK!?

Zoe: *makes a really stupid face and stares at Nico* who lit Nico on fire?

Leo: I did!

Percy: *is on his knees and yells to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Siena: I WANT CACTUS JUICE!

Zoe: NO! The cactus juice is all mine!

Siena: but-

Zoe: *gets in Annabeth's face* don't make me lick you Siena!

Annabeth: uhmmmm....

Donna: can we just go already

Zoe: lets go to Narnia!

Percy: YEAAAAAH!

Siena: she meant to camp idiot

Percy: camp... Narnia?

Annabeth: *drags Percy*

Percy: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! ANNABETH IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR!

Annabeth: shut up Seaweed Brain...

The group: *walks together*

Zoe: how did we just get to the middle of the ocean?

---LE TIME SKIP SPONSORED BY HERMES---

*its night time*

Zoe: ughhhhhh it's so hot!

Annabeth: can't you get water from the desert's under ground water?

Percy: OH MY GODS I CAN DO THAT!?

Siena: yeah I guess...

Percy: *makes water in his hands*

Zoe: *lying on the ground rolling around*

Leo: where'd Nico go?

Zoe: I PUSHED HIM OUT A WINDOW!

Nico: *shadow travels behind Percy and hits him in the back of the head*

Percy: *drops water*

Zoe: *screams* NOOOO NICO YOUVE KILLED US ALL!

Nico: oops

Percy: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zoe and Percy: *run around in circles frantically screaming*

Donna: *grabs Zoe* CALM DOWN!

Zoe: why are you so tall?

Donna: *lets go of Zoe*

Annabeth: oh my gods someone save us

Siena: wait can't Nico shadow travel?

Nico: *derp face* yes

Annabeth, Siena, Leo, Donna: THEN TAKE US BACK

Nico: Kay *makes a portal to camp*

Percy: FOR NARNIA! *leaps through portal*

The group except Nico and Zoe: *go through*

Zoe: *stares at the sky*

Nico: are you coming Zoe?

Zoe: in a second... Just taking in the view and oh my gods circle birds!

Nico: oh. *stands next to Zoe* I don't think those are circle birds...

Zoe: I dunno they're getting closer!

Nico: MONSTERS! *tackles Zoe through the portal*

Zoe: *is pinned under Nico* ahem

Nico: *blushes and closes the portal*

Siena and Donna: HUR HUR! ZOE GAS A CRUUUUUUUSHHHHH!

Zoe: shut up!