This books title is not finished yet. (Seriously)

So, what would you do if you were a Rabbit?

You know that feeling when you get a pain in your gut after running or jumping a lot? Well, that's what's happening to me, even though i didn't run nor jumped. Today in school, we have a test. Not an ordinary one, but a state-wide test. You know, the ones that you take when you get into 3rd grade at the end of the year, and, it takes three days to complete? Yeah, one of those. I, in particular, suck at literacy. And guess what. We're taking literacy. Why did it have to be today? I didn't study because my freaking Grandmother had to to the hospital! I was up at three in the morning, waiting for my stupid Grandmother to stop complaining about whether or not her food was vegan. UGH. So, when I got to school, and calmly sat down in place, and waited for the test to begin. The teacher stood up and handed out the test. Oh man, oh man, am I going to fail? Wait. I thought to myself. This test doesn't count on your grade! "Thank the lord!" I screamed. A reply of, "Shhhh!" Came back at me. I started the test. Please write a short paragraph describing the text you read.
Hmmmm. If they want a paragraph about rabbits, then that's what they're going to get!
I started to write. It was easy, because the text was a non-fiction text, so, all you have to do is rewrite in your own words what the text stated.
Rabbits are highly intelligent creatures. They were worshiped by the Aztecs and were supposedly the gods of vegetation. Rabbits eat a diet mainly consisting of corn, carrots, and vegetables, but will also eat a variety of fruits.
Rabbits will attack with their powerful front teeth when threatened, and will bite down with a strong force.
After I finished with the questions, I was on to the last question.
So, what would you do if you were a Rabbit?
That was a simple answer. Eat, survive, attack, and defend.
That was a simple answer. But wait! I thought to myself. What would I do if I were a rabbit?
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