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June 19th 2016

Today (5:59 pm)

holy fuck.

Today (6:00 pm)

Let me tell you about my day. So I get up and the first thing do is go to the bagel shop. I'm not making breakfast for myself ew gross. Iii burn my home to the fUCKING grOund

Today (6:02 pm)

The first thing I see is this lame ass fuck boy from my grade wearing his usual attire of 50 pounds of hair gel, some type of khaki pants, a pair of Nikes, and a pOlo shirt

Today (6:04 pm)

He's like: aye Charlie how ya doin girl? Maybe later I can stop on by and make your night something you'll never forget

Today (6:05 pm)

My face Literally dropped to the floor like fuck no hoe I don't want any of that musty shit up in my grill. I told him to fuck off and whatever

Today (6:08 pm)

aNd then he says: WOW MUST BE ON YOUR PERIOD! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAGEL SHOP TURNED AND LOOKED AT ME.

Today (6:10 pm)

FIRST OF ALL CAN I JUST SAY THAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WERE MADE BY A NATURAL PROCESS CALLED SEX AND IM PRETTY SURE FOR THAT TO WORK YOU'RE PERIOD NEEDS TO BE FUNCTIONING PROPERLY SO THE EGG DOES IT'S LITTLE JOB AND BECOMES FERTILIZED SO STOP

today (6:13 pm)

SO THEN I SAy: YOU KNOW WHAT TOMMY FUCK YOU BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS DUMB ASS BAGEL STORE THAT YOU HAVE A FUCKING BONER THAT YOU'LL NEED TO TAKE CARE OF IN THE BATHROOM.

Today (6:15 pm)

So yeah.

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