The New Host [OHSHC x Kuroshitsuji]

The Girls Side

Since it was so late, we all decided that we would spend the night at Hikaru and Kaoru's. You, Haruhi, and J even had your own room. So you had a party. A cool one.

It was a blast. Tonight, we'll be following what happened at 11:37 PM, in the Girls Side of the sleepover.

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"This is getting boring." You were scrolling through Tumblr on your phone, and Haruhi was talking. Haruhi bounced up. "Why don't we talk about the boys?" What a 'great' topic. They were definitely crazy, but you didn't mind them much. Honestly, it was fine. As long as you didn't have to talk about how you met Ciel or anything. You didn't have much records of any past schools leading up to Ouran Academy.

Haruhi smiled. "Okay, why don't you go first (y/n)? You have the most successful relationship." Haruhi and J smiled very deviously. You were quite scared, and you were a demon yourself. You kinda were like "uhhh..." until J gave you a suggestion.

"Why don't we learn your scary  love story?"

OH OURAN ACADEMY NOT THIS. But you figured, you had to tell them. But Haruhi was definitely going to spill her's after. You sighed, and said "Let's begin the twisted thing called a love story."

"I met Ciel in middle school, kudos to his brother Sebastian." Which brought the first interruption. Oh the interruptions.

"You met Ciel in middle- wait no Ciel has a brother?" You nodded. "Of course. How did you think he lived without a legal guardian?" One of them nodded and you continued.

"So we went to middle school together, and all our teachers said we weren't smart enough to get in Ouran Academy and we were crazy for trying. But we said screw it, and took the exam. We passed with flying colors, and got in."

They all were so amazed. How and when?

"On the fir-" You were interrupted again but this time by Ciel. He was saying that you left your charger in his bag. You thanked him for it, and he left. He has his stuff to do. 

"On the first day of school, I told Ciel that we have got to check out this host club thing. I heard about it, and forced Ciel to go. But it was kind of funny, since I was taller than him and he was out of breath when I reached the abandoned music room. I opened the door, and rose petals flew. The synchronized 'Welcome!' was really memorable. And that's how Ciel became a host."

It looked as if J was eating popcorn, and Haruhi was staring, not realizing that you were actually taller than him at the time. Now he was so tall. 

"Eh, so I started getting bullied. By the girl. You remember Haruhi? Miyuko? Basically, it was such a big deal that her quote on quote boyfriend had friends. So you know, cried, someone stole my first kiss, I got slapped, and now people are mad at me still. Yay? Moving on.

Ciel left a note for me. In my mailbox. Asking me to meet him. Alone. Outside at night. And guess what? I showed up! And he asked me out. And I said yes. We just came back to his place, and watched anime. But I left at 5:30 AM the next morning."

Haruhi wiggled her eyebrows, which led to a fist onto her arm. She laughed, and said "Continue."

"Then, some family issues went downhill. As you may have heard from Mi-Honey~senpai, my foster mother passed away. And at the funeral, we made a big entrance, with a red dress to give to my mother, which was the last day I saw her. And afterwards? It was back to packing."

Both of them were sniffling at the sadness in this part of the story. They pulled out a box of tissues, and gave you the signal that it was okay to continue.

"How else would I live on my own? I had no way to. So, I moved out. But into Ciel's apartment. There's Sebb- I mean Sebastian there in case anything goes wrong. And besides, there was one more person. My brother.

He was actually moving in with Sebastian to my old one. I realize, I never told him about mom's death... Oh well. So he has sharp, pointy teeth, maroon hair and maroon eyes. He's so aesthetically not pleasing. But hey, he has a boyfriend that keeps him busy. And you guys visited! It was fun! But kind of I don't remember what I did.

And then... NOPE WE ARE KEEPING THIS OUT. Next part. Ciel rejected everything. Next! This was the... dun dun dun. The Sakura Festival time. I was asked after the day we had a garden viewing, with the yukatas and crap. And only Ciel got a bouquet of flowers when we left for the dance or whatnot. Why I didn't get one, well don't ask me.

Fancy tuna, brownies, lemon bars, cookies, Instant Coffee, all the sorts. It was very romantic, and Ciel actually took off his eyepatch. And we kinda chilled afterwards. You know. La la la la la Ouran Fair time. Blue dresses and doing Ciel's hair and meeting Ciel's father and Honey and Mori and brothers and serving people and yeah. 

Hey guys! It's (y/n)! Today we'll be going over CIEL'S MORNING ROUTINE!"

The girls completely laughed their butts off. They thought it was hilarious.

"Don't forget to subscribe and like up this video! Now that the video is basically halfway over, let's get started!

First, we wake up. Then, we wash faces, brush teeth, all of that sort. We get changed into the hideous mushroom and amazing suit that are uniforms. I help Ciel with his tie because he's use-"

"AWWWW THAT'S ADORABLE!" You rolled your eyes. 

"He's useless. I have to help with his eyepatch, and then he tries to lock the door, where he ultimately fails. We head over to say bye to Sebastian and my brother and head to school. We were talking about Ciel's new post or whatnot. Kao-kun says bye bye to us, we head to class, we head to the Host room. We have a nice time, whatnot. End of the year. All gone. Thanks for watching and don't forget to subscribe!"

They nodded, and looked like they were taking notes.

"I met Tobi, my brother's boyfriend. All nice and stuff. We then went to America, which as you know, was full of sweets, coffee, and McDonalds. Then was our five month anniversary, so we chilled. And then Ciel got in the doghouse for saying I have no friends. Finally, we land to today. Where he was complaining because he didn't want to be shirtless. Maybe he's self-conscious."

Of course, the last sentence is a lie. But they don't need to know the depth of his past. At least, for now.

hi sorry for like not writing in a week ;-; next chapter will be ciel's point of view of this crazy story. but honestly tho this is funny but i'm going to be making a new book for his second year of school -_- i just really want to so... i'm sorry