The Office Meets Parks and Rec

The intro

Hey guys, I know this intro is really lame, but the rest is better. I promise. If you have any ideas for a different intro, feel free to PM me and if I like it, I might use it. I'll give you credit :) Please don't be ghost readers. Vote and comment! It's truly appreciated. Feel free to let me know if I have any grammar mistakes. Wattpad is for us to share and collaborate. Hope you enjoy! Oh, and please be nice. 

-Jenna xoxo

Jim: Hey Pam, could you please hand me that pink highlighter? 

Pam: Yeah sure. 

(Pam gently throws yellow highlighter to Jim while Dwight looks at them suspiciously, but then turns back to his work.)

Jim: Thanks. 

Pam: Hey, nice shirt by the way. The blue really matches your eyes. 

(The shirt is actually red.)

Dwight: Pam and Jim, I'm not sure if it's just a couple's thing, but I think you guys are colorblind. You might need to get your eyes checked. 

(Daryl walks by)

Daryl: Yo, nice blue shirt my man. 

Dwight: Agghh! Ok what's the joke!

Jim: Um...what are you talking about?

(To cameras) Jim: I told everyone in the office to switch up the colors of objects in the office so that Dwight goes crazy. Is it mean? Well...no considering the fact that Dwight once tried to steal Michael's job behind his back. The question is: Is it funny? Well then the answer is yes. 

Dwight: You know what? Fine! Your jokes won't bother me. I know what you're trying to do. 

Jim: Um... What jokes? 

Pam: Hey Jim, which color paper should I use for this ad? Yellow or green? 

(She holds up two white sheets of paper.)

Dwight: Aggggghhhh! (Throws paper off of Jim's desk.)

(Jim smiles at the camera and Pam laughs while Michael storms out of his office.)

Michael: Hey, what's going on? 

Dwight: Jim and everyone are playing jokes on me! 

(Everyone continues working and pretends not to notice Dwight.) 

Michael: Ok Dwight. Well, you just have to get them back then. Give them a taste of their own medicine. 

Dwight: They'll see! I'm gonna get them back so hard that they won't even see it coming. I'll start with Jim! I'm gonna rise up and hit him so hard! 

Michael: That's what she said. 

(Jim whispers to cameras) Jim: He does realize we can hear him right?

(To cameras) Dwight: When I was growing up, we used to work on a beet farm, day and night. One time, as a joke, I picked up a corn snake I found between two beets and I put it in my parents bed. When they found out, they told me to just wait and see what my punishment was going to be. They said they were thinking up a very harsh punishment so it could take a while. I waited a few months for my ultimate demise, but then I realized that they were never really going to punish me and they were just bluffing. That was my punishment: fearing something that was never going to happen. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Excuse me for a moment. 

(Dwight walks around to the office.) Dwight: Listen up everybody...Jim! Your tricks and pranks will not go unnoticed. I am planning something very extreme so beware! 

(Everyone continues working and ignoring him.)

(To cameras) Dwight: I think it worked. They're trying to hide their fear. 

(To cameras) Jim: He doesn't have anything planned does he? 

*End of scene*

*Que theme song*