SWMRS imagines

killary

Another thanks 2 bae TreIsNotCool

Seb has always admired Hillary Clinton.

Today Seb's life would change forever.

He's getting plastic surgery to look like his idol.

He's been planning this for years, studying her every feature.

Every wrinkle, every single pore.

Joey, Cole, and Max have urged him not to do it, but the bitch won't listen.

He must evolve into his final form.

Joey's cries were drowned out by Seb's dreams of greatness.

Seb doesn't even care that he's triggering™ him.

"Joey. Baby, my love. I have to do this."

"No you don't! Just vote Bernie! Just do it!"

"You don't understand me, Joey! You never will!"

Those were the last words Joey every heard from him.

After Seb's surgery, he quit the band.

He spent his days going to every single rally, using his media platform to spread her name.

He opened his phone one day to a direct message from his queen herself.

@HillaryClinton: u lil bitch stop copying me go the fuck away who r u I hope you're white lmao why'd you get surgery to look like my pruny ass I'm

Seb felt tears fill his eyes.

He knew what he had to do.

He had to Self Jarm™.

He runs to his room and slits his wrists, like he had seen Joey do when he was #triggered.

I should've voted Bernie.