SWMRS imagines

fueled by my asshole

They all smiled happily as they signed the contract with a $200 pen.

"Welcome to the family, SWMRS!" The man smiled.

"Lol guess we needed their silver bullet 420 yolo swag," Seb said, throwing up gang signs.

"So we'll need to rerelease Drive North!"

"Bro, why?"

"Bc we want money off it lol."

"It's been out for 8 months."

"Ye but I know how to make it new... We add two songs and change Miss Yer Kiss."

"Genius!" They say, their minds blown.

They leave the office and down the elevator of the building.

"Joey, I think we're going the wrong way..."

"I'm pretty sure we're not."

They stumble across a door that clearly states: DO NOT ENTER.

"We should go in," Max says, knowing Big Brother is watching.

"Are you smoking crack?"

"Not yet, let's go."

They open the door and the sight they see makes them freeze.

Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun tied up on the floor, bowls of ramen surrounding them.

"Isn't that Twenty One Pilots?!"

"Run! They'll replace you with ramen!"

At that moment someone comes up behind Cole and snatches him.

Max tries to save him but gets caught as well.

Joey and Seb run for it, running into the dungeon.

They trip over legs and look to see Hayley Williams, ramen oozing from her hands.

"Run! Find another label!"

A big man shoots a gun and pierces Joey right in the heart.

"We don't need your silver bullet," Seb sings, crying as he runs.

••

Seb wakes up shivering, his heart pounding.

Joey grumbles from next to him and moves away.

"What the fuck, Seb?"

"I don't think we should have signed that record deal..."

"Fuck off. We're gonna be famous."

"Joey... Just because your dad said you shouldn't doesn't mean we should."

"Stop triggering me and go to sleep before I slit my wrists with $100 bills."

"I fucking hate you."

"I paid off your student loans."

I'M BACK.